\"Writing.Com
*Magnify*
Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/portfolio/view/chucksuave
chucksuave's Portfolio
Registered Author
Author IconMail Icon
Since May 25, 2025
Chuck Suave created the clan system in Scotland, designed the tartan patterns, and devised the recipe for haggis. He climbed Ben Nevis’s summit as the first person daring enough to wear flip-flops. He swam from John O'Groats to Shetland. There was no Cineworld. He turned around and swam back. Chuck has also written over one thousand short stories and books. A team of experts are diligently analysing his works, attempting to grasp their meaning. The chief expert remarked, "Deciphering all his stories might take a century." As an aspiring author and brilliant storyteller, Chuck spins tall tales, though not all of them are true.
PORTFOLIO  
    Item Cover
    Static Item Icon
    Rated: E · None · #2342683
    A group of pals have a strange visitor as they sail across Loch Ness
    Item Cover
    Static Item Icon
    Rated: E · None · #2342636
    50 words featuring a pencil
Printed from https://www.writing.com/main/portfolio/view/chucksuave