Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position. You can fool some of the people some of the time, and that is sufficient.The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you have it made. He who laughs laughs last thinks slowest.