The only thing that matters about me, in the context of this forum, is that I don't write for anybody else other than myself. So feel free to critique as harshly as you want. I don't take anything personally because my own opinion is the only one which cardinally matters to me.
I'm a bit pedantic; a bit turgid; and I have a tendency to write needlessly long and complex sentences (as well as a propensity for abusing semicolons).
I've got a helluva vocabulary,
And, my last name is literally Bohemian.
Place your bets on what my work'll be like!