A baby boomer who has experienced sixty-two summers. I find my early retirement an incredible opportunity to pursue a lifelong dream. That is to express my feeble thoughts in written form. Thereby allowing my friends, family, and a yet unaware populace, a glimpse into my sometimes-perverse psyche. Undoubtedly, all will be mystified and consistently reach the same questioning revelation ............."How did he get out of his cage? And who's going to clean up this mess?"