It is time update my bio. The old one wasn't relevant anymore. I don't have anything to say about myself really. And now all we are doing is sharing is an uncomfortable silence. It's embarrassing really, but I think we can get past it. In the end we will be stronger for it.
See isn't posting something like this better than your standard bio? Aren't you intrigued by my clever wit, my quirky mind? I have given you just a taste of my wonderful way with words. You know what to do now. Pick up the phone, call in sick to work, wrap yourself in a snuggly blanket and read everything I have posted. Proceed.