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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! To Canada, of course! Personally, I think it's a vastly underrated country here in the land of the brainwashed free. Anyone who truly loves freedom should be singing their praises. After all, Canada scores a 97/100 on the global freedom score. But Murika gets 100, right? WRONG! Only 87/100. Statistically speaking, they out-freedom the "leader of the free world." And check out their Prime Minister: he's an economic badass with a PhD, unites Western allies, can compose coherent sentences, and doesn't look like a decomposing toad brought back to life by witchcraft. I'm jealous...