Started writing about three years ago. Interested mostly in crime and short stories.
Hobbies: hating anything written in the present tense, pulling the legs off spiders (NB solely fictional ones, I love spiders), collecting new expletives (giving bad reviews turns out to be a good way). Oh and going on and on about the horrors of telling.
Don't ask me to review poetry. I recently had my poetic licence revoked,