(If you are easily offended, do not read) Hello, and welcome to my portfolio. I gravitate towards fringe writing in an attempt to do nothing more than bleed out the festering sores inside. My writing is simply observations of my immediate surroundings and translates into the possessed emotional outbursts that you will read. I can be editorial in nature, brutal, short, and sprinkled with razor edged humor which correlates with my personality. Again, if you offend easily, read a children's book. May I suggest The Stinky Cheese Man.