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volden's Portfolio!
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Since August 7, 2010
12 Community Recognitions
For every piece of me I cut away, the more I become. I write therefore I whine. But like Ozzy might have said, to whine is fine but to beat the whiner to death with a bottle of whiskey is quicker. I'm twenty-five. No wife, no children. No money. If you want to read more, then I got a portfolio full. Go, read, rate and review! If you're nice, maybe I¨ll do you one too. Seriously, I'm more than happy to rip you to shreds. It beats sitting on Facebook or wrestling with the blank page.
HIGHLIGHTED ITEMS
My open letter to Hollywood. Or, Howard if you will.
Rated: 18+
~876 Words
Entertainment, Opinion, Nonsense
Type: Letter/Memo
Updated 9 years ago
There's a black man in a white house, and a legend to be told. But how'd that happen?
Rated: 18+
~1,019 Words
Political, Foreign, War
Type: Other
Updated 9 years ago
Self-publishing is for mediocre masturbators and niche-marked novelists.
Rated: 18+
~827 Words
Writing, Personal, Opinion
Type: Essay
Updated 9 years ago
PORTFOLIO
    Rated: 18+ · Experience · #1780177
    An account of my Friday night with the hottest chick you ever saw, with some observations.
    Rated: 18+ · Political · #1775981
    There's a black man in a white house, and a legend to be told. But how'd that happen?
    Rated: 18+ · Entertainment · #1775976
    My open letter to Hollywood. Or, Howard if you will.
    Rated: 18+ · Family · #1775973
    Let me introduce my cat, the four legged catastrophe with an uncanny resemblance to Cobain
    Rated: 18+ · Writing · #1771882
    Self-publishing is for mediocre masturbators and niche-marked novelists.
    Rated: 18+ · Opinion · #1769142
    Lots of people out there want to advice you on your life. Should they? Should I? Read on.
    Rated: GC · Adult · #1766161
    A short story featuring witty dialogue and star-crossed ethically questionable sexuality.
    Rated: E · Music · #1757590
    Decided to try my hand at writing a song in a style reminiscent of Red Hot Chili Peppers.
    Rated: 13+ · Dark · #1757578
    A text I wrote as a test monologue in the Noir genre. Just a simple writing exercise
    Rated: 13+ · War · #1757527
    A short text I wrote to the contest A moment in Time, with the topic of regret.
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