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I was born halfway up a flagpole during the Year of the Teaspoon. My first job was as a yoghurt wrangler, but I had to retire after a serious hamstring injury caused by a low-fat Peach Melba. My hobbies include eating human brains, trying to touch my nose with my elbow, and smelling of pineapples.
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