"I am not Toph, I am melon lord! Bwahahaha!!" -Toph from Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Can you really blame me for putting that up? It's just so funny :)
Anyway, name's Zheti Cupi - no, that's not my real name. I'm often sick, so not in college. I'm a vampire with a werewolf for a sister and a conglomeration of a doppelganger, pineapple, unicorn, monkey, dragon-etc, etc-brother, a wolf bat as another of my sisters, basically just one big crazy family with author-like tendencies and quirks (If you didn't understand that, don't worry, you're not meant to). And yes, I am crazy. Deal with it.