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Gender
Male
Birthday
November 7 1992
Location
Seek "The Sea" and you'll find me
About Me
It's my dream to one day be skilled enough to exorcise a demon by posing as The Devil. When I walk in and the possessed person is like, "I am Satan." I just wanna casually be like, "No, I am Satan. That's why I know you're Dave from accounting. So quit screwin' around, go back to Hell, and get back to work. If the paychecks are late it's gonna be a nightmare." After it works, turn to the bewildered priest and say, "I'm sorry, that's incredibly unprofessional. I'll see to it he's reprimanded."
Type of Writer
No, I prefer to use a computer :D (*crickets chirp*)
Writing Style
Grunge rock with elements of funk, and classical influence.
Interests
Fun facts: I have double jointed thumbs. I don't know how to ride a bike. Oh, and I've never broken a bone. I separated the cartilage from my ribcage once. It would pop out of place uncomfortably for years before it fused back together. It was gross.
Website / Homepage
Wizards Only, Fools! https://pseudonymous.blog/
Group Memberships
Does being a member of the Speedway Speedy Rewards program count?
Favorite Link
This is painfully relatable: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NBfZcNU4O0
Favorite Link
And sometimes Obi-Wan's advice is a bitter pill to swallow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCQS9YbTUdg
Favorite Books
Oh! I really liked Mr. Popper's Penguins as a kid. Read that so many times.
Favorite Quote
"When you have stanky old wizard eyes, sometimes you see things that are real, and other times it's like crazy crazy crazy in your face all the time." --Ice King (and a running joke between me and my schizophrenic best friend)
Favorite Movies
Ever since someone pointed out to me they don't like Lord of the Rings because it's mostly comprised of running/riding through fields and grumbling conversations, I can't un-see it. Still great movies. I think I actually prefer The Hobbit, though.
Favorite Shows
Psych, Rick & Morty, It's Always Sunny, Brooklyn 99--I like my comedy dark.
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