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I've added a new entry to my book, "Smile! (Groan?) You Know You Love These!:

         "Photo Cropping
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Fun fact: Tommy James & The Shondells didn't perform at Woodstock in 1969 because their manager told them it was a place owned by a "pig farmer" and discouraged them wasting their time...
I've added a new entry to my book, "Where In The World Is Sum1?:

         "Dallas
I've added a new entry to my book, "Smile! (Groan?) You Know You Love These!:

         "Two Bees
I've added a new entry to my book, "Smile! (Groan?) You Know You Love These!:

         "Pub Closed
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Definitely a Waltz in the Lonesome October joke... *Laugh*
*Pthb*
This one is SO bad, I shared it with my father.
         Sometime Monday, at a time conventient for me or whoever, I have to re-record a Zoom session. Let me explain a little.

         I recently delivered an online class to a customer with each session being recorded. The customer had hired a firm to prepare professional recordings of the class for future use. 'We' (the training department) had agreed to that being done. I recorded each session as required, except that somehow one session's recording is only 5 seconds long. *Headbang* The stop recording button was somehow pressed by me after starting the recording. That's the only thing that could have happened. I have no idea how I managed to do that, but I must have done it. Now, I have to re-record this one section of the class.

         Since I don't really want to talk to myself for an hour, I'm wondering if any of you feel like being bored trained for an hour on a subject you know nothing about (most likely), and won't use in the future. You'll get no credit for this, and IF you attend, I will ask that any questions be held until the recording is stopped. It should only be an hour, it may be less. I have to look at the recordings that have been saved and see where it was that I stopped, and where the next recording picked up, and go from there. If by chance you have an interest, let me know. I will send you a link to the Zoom virtual classroom, and we'll set a time for this to be done. It can be done any day next week really, but I'd rather get it done Monday because I have several projects to work on during my upcoming 'vacation'. Yes, I work while on vacation if all I'm doing is remaining home. It's the only way I can get projects or self-training done it seems.
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If no one else wants to, I will. And I'll do my best to keep all my questions until you've stopped the recording. Hahaha!
I've added a new entry to my book, "Smile! (Groan?) You Know You Love These!:

         "Diploma
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I wish I could do that *FacePalm*
I've added a new entry to my book, "Smile! (Groan?) You Know You Love These!:

         "Burglar & Cat
I've added a new entry to my book, "Smile! (Groan?) You Know You Love These!:

         "English Lesson
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Livin' on the dangerous side? Or do you just get eye rolls? LOL
Eugene and I both cracked up laughing.
I've added a new entry to my book, "Smile! (Groan?) You Know You Love These!:

         "Overlydramatic
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Well... UK's Comic Relief...

And a very highly rehearsed flash mob... (Katherine Ryan is freakin' hilarious with her facials...)

Thank you! Katherine Ryan just makes me happy *Laugh*
I've added a new entry to my book, "Smile! (Groan?) You Know You Love These!:

         "Nostradamus
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Me again.

Try Weird Al's version:

I've added a new entry to my book, "Smile! (Groan?) You Know You Love These!:

         "Need More Cowbell!
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Groannnnnn! That puppy is too precious!! *Rolling*
Love them both! Great joke to share with my mom - she's been fighting cancer for 18 years - breast cancer twice. Then two years ago they found it had spread to her liver and bones, and she's still kicking its butt! The doctors and nurses look forward to her visits to the cancer center every 3 weeks, ask her if she has any new jokes; laughter is what keeps her fighting. *Heart* Thank you, Jim! *Heart*
I've added a new entry to my book, "Smile! (Groan?) You Know You Love These!:

         "Portal
I've added a new entry to my book, "Where In The World Is Sum1?:

         "Sacramento, California
I've added a new entry to my book, "Smile! (Groan?) You Know You Love These!:

         "Houseflies
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And because I feel the need to do this every so often... you have not heard that song until you have heard it played on Lucifer's own instrument:

I got to meet Toto's drummer about 20 years ago and even swam in his pool. *Delight*
I've added a new entry to my book, "Smile! (Groan?) You Know You Love These!:

         "Recycle
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