|Well, I got out only to be incarcerated again. All for a good deed. Doesn't seem right, does it? Kind of like the Savannah Police Department looking for "vandals" that de'faced' a statue with googly eyes. |
So, I implore you to help.
I am here in the Incorrigible Wing.
Life Without Parole section, housed far from the main population, for those who are not capable of being cured or reformed as they are incorrigible criminals who should spend the rest of their life behind bars because they are: incurable, irrecoverable, irredeemable, irreformable, irremediable, irretrievable, unrecoverable, unredeemable, irreparable, irreversible, uncorrectable, unencouraging, unpromising, impenitent, unreformed, unregenerate, unrepentant.
While you may not bail me out you may earn a merit badge by either buying a map showing past escape routes for 30K or by leaving them to stew and purchasing a 30K 'Care Package' for me which comes with one or more of the following items: basket weaving kit, finger paints, modeling clay, a lifetime supply of 'Looney Tune' videos, and a one-size-fits-all straight jacket (your choice of blinding pink, limeade green or denim blue). I have actually made a weaved basket while in the Bahamas, so if anyone has leftover basket weaving kits, please send them my way.
I shall be working on Nanoprep with a stone. Let Brandiwyn🎶 know that I have scrawled them on the walls of Osirantinous's dungeon walls.
I haven't heard from Pat ~ starting a new journey for a while now. I am beginning to worry about her.
Wish me luck and send help soon.