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TJ  
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Hiya folks! I got some GREAT NEWS (well .. for ME anyways)! My pome "BARTHOLEMEW THE SNAIL" just won FIRST PLACE in this month's HUMEROUS POETRY CONTEST! I got an AWARDICON ..a MERIT BADGE .. and LOVELY LORNDA'S "QUEEN OF COMEDY" TRINKET (or a copy thereof), which she DESIGNED HERSELF!! I'd post it on here for youse all to see, but I dunno how to do that yet. *RollEyes*

Muchos, Muchos thanks again, Lornda! For EVERYTHING! Your contest ROCKS!! Especially now that I WON it! WOO HOO, eh? *Cool*
Congratulations!
TJ! Congrats, dude! Hey, pssst, in "WhataLand Look below for one of my TRINKETS, lil pictures? Click and COLLECT until you find one that tells you how to LINK *Wink*
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A COYOTE CONFAB  (13+)
An old grandad talks wood with a coyote in the woods
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Hiya folks! I just wanna say "MUCHOS, MUCHOS THANK-YOU'S" to LILLY & GABRIELLA for my brand-spankin' new & BLITHERING GORGEOUS "CHAMPION CHEERLEADER AWARD" .. which I do NOT deserve (but I'm keeping it anyway)!!
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IF I COULD BE A SAMWICH  (13+)
Comedic nonsense poem about food, an' other stuff
TJ  
My fellow ladies and gentlemen:

Most of you guys don't remember me, I have no doubt. Nevertheless and anyways, I'm hereby officially announcing my triumphant return to WDC, from several months of forced sick leave. I hope to pick up where I left off - writing stupid (but hopefully funny) little poems n' stuff, entering contests, reading and reviewing your various works, while forging new and renewing old friendships.

Ergo, I invite you all to visit my humble port if it pleases you to do so, and I will do likewise to yours. See you out there, eh?

TJ (toffer)

Welcome back, TJ! Great to see you. *Smile*
TJ  
A big, "HELLO, eh?" to Alexi (muchos extra thanks for the good wishes, health-wise speaking!) and to Sally (I remember how nice you were to me during my abbreviated first go-round at WdC, after I bribed you with all them many, many thousands of GP's!) *Whistle* Just joking, of course! You were nice to me even before the bribe! *Laugh*
Thanks, TJ...I think! *Laugh* I'm really glad you are well enough to be here again. You were always a breath of fresh air and obviously still are! *Bigsmile* *Smile*
TJ  
Good Morning folks! On this day, I rejoice! For today, ladies n' gentlemen, is my 46th Wedding Anniversary! And as it happens, it is also that of my lovely wife, Sue!

Ergo, as I appeared at the bottom of the staircase this morning, I greeted my lucky missus with an uncharacteristically cheerful, "Good Morning, my Darling (I've never called her "darling" in my life)! Then I exclaimed, loud enough to spook both the kitty-cats, "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!"

She set down her crocheting, peered over top of her bi-focals, made eye contact and returned my greeting: "Happy Anniversary!"

"Alas ... " I confessed, "I have nothing to give you, for I am still broke from Christmas!"

To which she smiled sweetly and replied, "Ditto!"

And so it is, the pleasantries dispensed with, that we may both now go about our daily affairs. As for me, I'm heading back to bed for a couple more hours.

Have a great day, eh?
*BigSmile*
Ah yes, happy anniversary! Have a good sleep lol
*Cake* Happy day fellow Canadian! *Countryca* Delightful anecdote! *Laugh*
Belated congratulations to you both. Good going. *Laugh* *Heart*
*Confettir* *Balloong* *Confettib* *Cake2* HAPPY 1ST WDC ANNIVERSARY, TJ! *Cakep* *Confettio* *Balloonr* *Confettiv*
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ANNOUNCING! ... *BigSmile* *Proud* *BigSmile* *Proud* *BigSmile*

FROM THE PORTFOLIO WHAT BRUNG YOU THE "NEWBIES + OPEN POETRY CONTEST" FIRST PLACE AWARDICON *RibbonB* AWARD-WINNING:

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A HAIRY HORSE RIDE  (E)
Newbies+ Open Poetry Contest WINNER!
#2155109 by TJ

NOW COMES ... THE EXPLOSIVE , ASTONISHING (and totally moronic) EPIC NEW POME:

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BARTHOLOMEW THE SNAIL  (13+)
A snail and some buddies learn a hard lesson about "pyroflatulence"! 1st. PLACE WINNER!
#2160252 by TJ

DON'T MISS IT !! *Shock2* *Cool*
TJ  
GOOD MORNING!

I WISH TO PUBLICLY THANK SCHNUJO FOR MY BRAND SPANKIN' SHINY NEW PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP! *BigSmile*


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This here's a new item in my portfolio too:
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ME, MY CATS & THE BEANS  (18+)
Comedic Kitty-Cat Hijinks - Story-Poem Winner!
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A HAIRY HORSE RIDE  (E)
Newbies+ Open Poetry Contest WINNER!