| My review of this piece is as follows. Keep in mind that my critique may often seem rather terse, while otherwise being lighthearted.
Title and author: [user:kiyasama},
What I Liked: Kiya, you never cease to amaze me. Your wit and humor are, as always, second to none. For some reason, this is my pick of the piece: Such foul liquor, a cheap imitation of the very brew I cultivated in my vineyards!”
Spelling and Grammar:
Although you surely are quite aware, your competence in all areas wherein spelling or grammar are concerned, I would, though, deeply appreciate your convictions about the usage of apostrophes in non-colloquial settings: Gotta, lemme Lemme know, K?
Emotional Value or Non-Fictional Accuracy:
Sometimes, not often, but especially when referring to a well written piece of this nature, commentary only applies if you're still deathly afraid of Vampires!
Final Thoughts and Recommendations:
What more can I say except keep on doing what you do. So very well.