|Nicely done story. I enjoyed your characterization of Eros, and there were several instances where I was laughing quite a bit. The drug spin is a good one, I've never really given much thought to how the old gods would feel about the things we do now. This line was my favorite: "Eros' instant reaction was to gag on the excess mold on the cheese of that line"
A few things I noticed that drew me out of the story momentarily (i.e. suggestions):
" A casual passer would never have noticed him, no, they would never have looked twice." I think there should be a semicolon after "him".
"bafoonery" should be "buffoonery". I'm not quite sure I get the pun.
"Erik couldn't think of anything of nothing" might sound better as "Erik could think of nothing" or "Erik couldn't think of anything", I think you meant to write one or the other.
The formatting is a bit clumped together which makes it somewhat hard to read. My usual suggestion for that is to do a line break between each paragraph. You number your sections so I don't see a need to put more than one line break between them.
Thanks very much for an amusing read!