Title: "Infinite: Best Piercing Joint"
Author: Future Mrs. B
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I don't usually review nonfiction (especially reviews), so if these categories sound made up, it's 'cuz they are :
Structure: Way to use the in medias res intro - it works great here. It makes the reader think, "Ok, she actually got TO the piercing table, so the condition of this place didn't make her run out the door at first glance. But from here, does she have a bad experience or a good one? Must keep reading!!!"
I like the description of your personal experience. That's exactly the kind of thing a good review is made of.
In the story of your personal experience, you seem to skip right over the actual piercing part. You go from sitting on the table, to having the intended piercing spot placed, to “You’re a warhorse. You were so easy to pierce." I felt like I missed something. You do describe what it felt like, AFTERWARD, but consider just changing the order, so you describe the piercing as it happens. Otherwise, it seems like you jump right over the entire climax of the story!
The ending paragraph reiterates your feelings about the place, and provides some extra info (which maybe you'd consider putting into the story part of the review--namely, the post-piercing biohazard waste handling--it seems a little random in that last paragraph).
You imply near the end that you've been to this piercing parlor multiple times. Consider mentioning toward the beginning that the experience you're describing is your FIRST experience at Infinite (assume it was).
You mention that this place is clean, which is very important. Would you consider adding a few more details about the decor? Is it light or dark inside, curtains over the windows, posters on the walls, anything like that? As a reader who would actually consider going to this place, I'm curious about what it looks like inside (ok, I just went to their website 'cuz I was that curious--they don't have any pictures of the shop, but man, the website is super classy! I love it!).
Rating(/5):
Information/Helpfulness: As I've already told you, you have provided enough information here to convince me to go get a piercing here. However, as we already discussed, there is a lack of negative comments, which makes the reader wonder, "Hm...did an Infinite employee write this?" Of course, since you like the place, you're not going to give a TON of bad info, but even a simple phrase like, "As any other place, the piercers have good days and bad days, but personally, all my experiences here have been positive ones" would help the reader trust the review a bit more.
She begins to make a copy and I am handed a form I must sign before I get pierced. What kind of information was in the form? Did it make you feel like you were putting your life in their hands, or was it worded professionally and reasonably? When I read this, I just felt like I wanted more information.
Rating(/5):
Audience relatability: From what you've told me, this piece is meant for a wide audience, so I took that into consideration as I read.
“And when they play hail to the chief,” I am embarrassed to admit my ignorance here. I had to look up John Fogerty and these lyrics, and while I am greatly ashamed at my ignorance of rock history, I'm sure that a lot of younger people who read this review will have to look these CCR references up as well. Consider casually describing these references a little more concretely, for the sake of us grossly uninformed people?
I also had to look up where a rook piercing goes (it's really cool looking! Did it really not hurt that much? Cuz I want one.) If this is a review intended for a wide audience, could you try to describe where this piercing goes? ("fold of the ear cartilage," or "antihelix" if you wanna be super anatomical--I'm sure you could come up with something much better than either of those, haha.)
Rating(/5):
Style/grammar/spelling:
2nd paragraph:
--First sentence has two phrases starting with "after". Consider rewording.
--(my friend used to be an APP Piercer and pierced me in 2009, hence why I usually go for artists that were trained). I'm not sure this thought is self-evident. This person was your friend, but it's not known to the reader that you had a GOOD piercing experience with this person, and the fact that he/she USED to be an APP piercer makes one wonder why he/she isn't anymore. Consider rewording to make your intended thought come through more strongly.
--This paragraph contains a lot of good information, but it's a bit jumbled. It seems to be divided into sentences rather arbitrarily. Also, this paragraph supports two separate subjects: one is WHY you sought this place out in the first place (which also includes your credentials as to why you're qualified to write this review in the first place--a very important part of this piece, and it deserves its own paragraph), the other is the history and significance of the place. Consider rearranging/splitting this paragraph so that the ideas are grouped in a more natural way.
Opening the door, it’s still locked... Can't open a locked door! Also, it's sort of a circular sentence--by strict grammar rules, it's sort of saying that the door tried to open itself, since "Opening the door" is modifying "it", which is the door. Consider rewording.
...a guy with tattooed sleeves, thick gauged ears, a beard and glasses opens the door for me. As a reader, I really appreciate the physical details. They help me visualize the place and the personnel. But i feel like this description has one too many things in it--consider maybe taking out "beard" or "glasses", and maybe mentioning it later on, in the part where you interact with this guy again.
“May I help you,?” a blonde haired girl asks as she directs me toward the counter that houses the body jewelry.
“Yeah, I’d like a rook piercing,” I reply so quietly that I have to repeat myself. (Aside from the typo, I'm also wondering why you spoke so quietly (well, there are many reasons people speak softly--I guess what I'm wondering is why you decided to include this detail). Were you afraid? I didn't get fear or apprehension from you anywhere else in the whole piece! (ok, once a few lines down, you ask something "nervously". But other than that...)
As I finish signing the form, I nervously say and then ask...
It is nice to meet the kindly gentleman that opened and greeted me.
I am lead led , with camera in hand...
I sit back down and am told to breathe in and exhale through my nose. Passive voice. Consider changing to active ("Kyle told me to...")
Kyle tells me when the rook is placed in my snuggly in my ear.
Rating(/5):
Overall: This review does exactly what it's supposed to--it makes me want to visit this establishment. It could use a good proofread (I tried to point out all the typos and stuff that I found, but I may have missed some) and maybe a few more descriptive details. And just make sure you're writing to your intended audience, and that you're focusing on the important things. Make sure you haven't mentioned anything that you don't think is truly important to your main theme.
Again, thanks for sharing, and I hope you're able to put together a lot of these reviews! They're very handy! In fact, once you're done with Philadelphia, can you please come do San Francisco?
Overall Rating(/5):
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