The Iguana Fiasco

A double Acrostic for ABC contest.

The Iguana Fiasco

(note: I chose not only to make my lines start with the specified letter, but also to make them end with that letter too! Hope you enjoy.)

A little fat iguana
Baked in the Bathtub
Caked with Acerbic
Dust and fetid
Effluence.
For him the relief
Growed, melting
His smooth,
Iquana Body. Potpourri
Kept his back
Justly mixed, like a D.J.
Little before the travesty befell,
Magnesium-
Nitrate and Bourbon
Overflowed from Cargo,
Purchased by his owner Phillip
Queensly, from Iraq.
Rather
Soon, the poor pet is
Turned into, by the accident,
Unwilling fondu,
Very much reminded of Tel Aviv,
While turning a new
Xerox-
Yellow by
Zoo inspired blitz.