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Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Satire · #1152926
A man and his gun
I am the Man with the Funky Gun

My gun shoots love bullets Number One

It is black, long, and heavy too

It is the gun of a Funky Man.

I walk the streets with my funky gun

I have no fear

Fear no evil; Fear no sin

I have love and a funky gun.

Walk softly but carry a big stick

My man Teddy said

The ladies know

The streets belong to the Man with the Funky Gun.

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