My computer tells me who stole ...

Who stole the V.P.'s cheese? A limerick for Bush-Cheney from the computer mouse's mouth.

My computer tells me who stole the V.P.'s cheese:

I once knew a mouse that knew Bush,
who shook with a hush and a shush:
"You must'nt tell Cheney
that crusty ole meanie
or he'll unplug my tail from my tush."

© Kåre Enga {October 31st, 2006) [163.414]

Prompt was: item = (computer) mouse; emotion = terror
note: I've heard Cheney pronounced in different ways ...