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Rated: E · Lyrics · Fantasy · #1225183
Another parody song!
Does your gut hang low?

Does your gut hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you bounce it off the floor?
Can you get it through a door?
Can you fill it up on Monday
and repeat that feat on Tuesday?
Does your gut hang low?

Does your gut ride high?
Does it reach up past your eye?
Does it droop when it’s empty?
Will you fill it just for me?
Can you create your own earthquake
with a little belly shake?
Does your gut ride high?

Does your gut spread wide?
Does it flop from side to side?
Is it wider than your bum?
Is your widest part your tum?
Does it make a convenient shelf
for your beer, you jolly elf?
Does your gut spread wide?

Does your gut gurgle much?
Is it so much fun to touch?
Do the crowds all think you’re Buddha?
Everyone, even your mudda?
Can you hardly fill your belly?
Even at the local deli?
Does your gut gurgle much?

Does your gut loom large?
In size resembles a coal barge?
Can you navigate the shoals?
Do they charge you hefty tolls?
Have you got an appetite
like an oil tanker - that's right?
Does your gut loom large?

Is your gut quite round?
Can you hoist it off the ground?
Does it need a little cart?
Have you covered it in art?
When you're lying on the beach
do you look like a giant peach?
Is your gut quite round?

Do people think you’re FAT?
Is it true - fat’s where it’s at?
Is packing it on really fun
When you weigh a quarter ton?
Did you stall that escalator
By yourself - you hefty gator?
Do people think you’re FAT?

Do you gorge a lot?
Eat and eat until you’re hot?
Food, more food is that your call?
Til your belly fills the hall?
Can you empty whole buffets
on all but your slowest days?
Do you gorge a lot?

Does your gut hang out?
Can you bounce it all about?
Can you avoid falling down
as you waddle round the town?
Can you fill it up for sure
and eating's not an awful chore?
Does your gut hang out?

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