A Brief Warning to Select Grocery Shop Owners.
|Once, a bunny went into a store. The store keeper watched the bunny very closely because everyone knows that all bunnies love to steal anything they can get their grubby little paws on.
The store keeper, despite his attentive observation, almost immediately lost sight of the bunny.
"What!?" he exclaimed incredulously. He searched the aisles and the bunny was still nowhere to be seen.
When he went back to his counter, he saw that the bunny was outside his store now, eating some produce that he was sure was just taken from him. Unfortunately for him, he could not prove that the bunny had stolen these items because he was a paranoid schizophrenic with a strange eye muscle tick, and nobody ever believed his rantings.
The moral of this story is that watching bunnies in your store may be pointless as they have developed special teleportation technology.