To smell or not to smell

In response to Mystery Odor this weeks comedy issue if writing.com ID #1265126

Come on, buy it, switch to ban
Or maybe you're a Mitchum Man
Why not give Secret a try
Give Sure a shot ‘Be sure be dry’
Second thought might be Old Spice
A roll-on can be half the price
A stick is good, but gel is best
Unscented? put it to the test

So many brands and types to choose
Heck, one thing's sure, you sweat you lose!