I Like Landmines

I don't like landmines.

I like landmines
Oodles of fun
I like landmines
More for everyone
I make landmines
Buy ‘em for cheap
I like landmines
Lifetime guarantee
I got landmines
High quality stuff
I like landmines
Lots of landmines

They never wear out
they last and last
They'll never bore you
always a blast

If you've got an army in the wings
Got everything else
your sets incomplete

If you want something that's worth more
then a handfull of trailer trash
I've got just the thing
If you have the cash

Anti-tank, Anti-personnel
It’s nothing personal
If you’ve got a village to shell
I’ve got a product to sell

Boom
Boom
Boom

They're very effective
When used on the defensive
But people get apprehensive
So you should be secretive

Boom
Boom
Boom
Landmines