The Seven Facades of Man

this poem describes how I, the typical male, views life!!!

I am a player
of the stage of life
and I wear many masks and play many parts.

There's the MIms facade
havin' the ladies thinkin'
"This Is Why I'm Hot."

As I approach the bar, I am
reminded of the T-Pain facade
and approach the "bartender" and try to work my magic.

The R-Kelly facade kicks into smooth overdrive
because in my mind I am wonderin' if she's thinkin'
that "I'm a flirt."

I finally convince her to go on the dance floor
and the DJ knew what facade I put on next: the Shop Boyz facade
and I "partied like a rock star."

I end up gettin' her number
and as I drive back home, the Clay Aiken facade
creeps up on me and I realize that deep down in my
heart I am not "Invisible" to her love.