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Rated: ASR · Poetry · Crime/Gangster · #1349427
Utterly cheestastic ditty involving gumshoes and veggies
Vincette was out scmoozing with the harlots,
leaving the other two cop guys to work
on a case about some missing shallots,
and a robbery that went berserk.

They grab their cheap pistols and head outside,
ready to track down the missing veggies,
completely unaware and petrified
of a robber who'd distract them with wedgies.

That robber was the one who caused this whole mess
which was checked out by bungling detectives.
But now is a time in which I should confess
that I made that theft effective.


Naturally those detectives were fired the next day,
and with this bizzare robbery I got away.
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