Utterly cheestastic ditty involving gumshoes and veggies
|Vincette was out scmoozing with the harlots,
leaving the other two cop guys to work
on a case about some missing shallots,
and a robbery that went berserk.
They grab their cheap pistols and head outside,
ready to track down the missing veggies,
completely unaware and petrified
of a robber who'd distract them with wedgies.
That robber was the one who caused this whole mess
which was checked out by bungling detectives.
But now is a time in which I should confess
that I made that theft effective.
Naturally those detectives were fired the next day,
and with this bizzare robbery I got away.