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Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Comedy · #1349437
A disgusting musing on body hair and the losing battle to eradicate it
My hair...
thicker than yarn
growing in odd places
like a raging bougenvilia...
scary.

I've got to stop
this gnarly invasion of my
personal region, for braiding that twine is
a tedious task and uncomfortable as hell; something drastic
has to be done.

Time for
some Nad's to rip
off that unruly hair
I spread it on and then peel it...
Ee-YEOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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