The Crazy Buffet

What happens to those missing socks of ours? They get eaten, of course!

You can't see me...
but here I am,
standing at your sock drawer.

I feed off the filth
from the bottom of your feet...
yum yum yum yum yum!

Variety is the key,
so I'll eat one of each,
savoring a rainbow of flavors.

I'm not fond of pairs,
as the palette is overloaded
with the same kind of flavor.

So, to clean my palette
to savor a new flavor,
I nibble on nearby pantiliners.