I live on a small island and this is a spoof article for our local paper.
| Hurry, hurry, hurry! This is your last chance. Rainy season is upon us and you know what that means: NEW BOOTS! Our fabulous, footwear source, the Co-op has two types of fantastic gum-boots for us! Black soles or orange! It is up to you to decide if you’re a guy or gal brave enough to go with orange. Only the boldest dressers can pull it off.|
Not only can you pick the colour of your sole, but if you’re lucky enough your size might come with two different heights to choose from: tall for those extra deep puddles, and short for everyday use. You can really stomp the mud in style this year.