I live on a small island and this is a spoof article for our local paper.
| Hurry, hurry, hurry! This is your last chance. Rainy season is upon us and you know what that means: NEW BOOTS! Our fabulous, footwear source, the Co-op has two types of fantastic gum-boots for us! Black soles or orange! It is up to you to decide if you’re a guy or gal brave enough to go with orange. Only the boldest dressers can pull it off.
Not only can you pick the colour of your sole, but if you’re lucky enough your size might come with two different heights to choose from: tall for those extra deep puddles, and short for everyday use. You can really stomp the mud in style this year.