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Rated: E · Lyrics · Entertainment · #1376706
Parody of Pretty Fly (for a white guy) in the style of Weird Al
(Shake it for me hefty), oh yeah, oh yeah
(Shake it for me hefty), oh yeah, oh yeah
(Shake it for me hefty), oh yeah, oh yeah

And all the ladies say I'm pretty fly for a fat guy

Bigger, bigger, get; fatter fatter fatter yet

Fat guys have had it hard, their guts get in the way
But now there is a guy, who’s chilling out today.
He’s got a certain style, he dresses with some flair,
and tops it with a smile, and lots of facial hair!

So don’t be late, your date’s tonight,
Dinner at a buffet, and a movie
Gonna fill that gut, and top it up,
And no bench seat, and no bench seat
Because squeezing in his bulk just ain’t right
At least you know the cinema’s got love-seats
and he fills one by himself -

Hey, hey, do that fat boy thing!

(Shake it for me hefty), oh yeah, oh yeah
(Shake it for me hefty), oh yeah, oh yeah
(Shake it for me hefty), oh yeah, oh yeah

And all the ladies say I'm pretty fly for a fat guy

He needs really big shirts, not just any will suffice
They need to be 5X, because too tight is not nice
He’s moving up to 6X, his belly hanging out
But if you wanna feed him, oh, he'll be 8X throughout!

People used to scoff, now they say "Holy cow!"
He's such a stud 'cause he carries it with wow
Yeah, he dresses cool and he wears a jewel
What's not to like? What's not to like?
At his power job, you know that he’s no slob
And he loves to eat pastrami on rye bread with mayonnaise
He can eat about a ton and

Hey! Hey! Do that fat boy thing!

Now he’s not hitched, you know he plays the field,
To the big teddy bear the ladies they all yield
Friends say he’s gotten huge, but that’s it’s okay,
They want to go out with him anyway.

(Shake it for me hefty), oh yeah, oh yeah
(Shake it for me hefty), oh yeah, oh yeah
(Shake it for me hefty), oh yeah, oh yeah

Bigger, bigger, get; fatter fatter fatter yet

He's doin' well, I gotta tell
The chicks love him, even thin guys think he's swell
Show up at his pad, he’s always really glad
Just bring some cake - just bring some cake.
Yeah, he’s really grand, he’s got no lap band
He eats and eats and eats - adds to his maxi-weight
So bring your appetite
‘cause eating is all right
it just makes your clothing tight

Hey! Hey! Do that fat boy thing!

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