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Rated: E · Lyrics · Fantasy · #1378609
Parody in the style of Weird Al: this time for those who love the VAST and HUNGRY guys
Pretty Fly for a Fat Guy
“Extreme Edition”:


(Fatten me up baby), oh yeah, oh yeah
(Fatten me up baby), oh yeah, oh yeah
(Fatten me up baby), oh yeah, oh yeah
And the FFA all say I'm pretty fly for a fat guy

Bigger, bigger, get; fatter fatter fatter yet

Now watch that fat boy eat, he’s gonna fill his gut
Stuffs himself with food, grows a bigger butt.
He’s packin’ on the pounds, he wants to grow and grow,
I tell ya, he’s to die for - he’s fat, ya gotta know!

So don’t be late, tonight’s your date,
Take him to a buffet, stuff in dessert after 8
Gotta fill that gut, gotta make him grow,
He’s getting big, he’s getting big
So he’s gonna eat, he thinks food’s real neat
He’s got so big he might just collapse the seat -
Just put a bagel in his mouth and

Hey, hey, do that fat boy thing!

(Fatten me up baby), oh yeah, oh yeah
(Fatten me up baby), oh yeah, oh yeah
(Fatten me up baby), oh yeah, oh yeah

And the FFA all say I'm pretty fly for a fat guy

He wears really big shirts, likes to wear a vest
He fills out those 6X, puts all the seams to the test.
He’ll soon need to get 8X, his belly hanging out
But if you feed him well, he'll be 10X throughout!

People used to scoff, now they say "Holy cow!"
He's such a stud 'cause he carries flab with wow
Yeah, he dresses cool - flashy is his rule
What's not to like? What's not to like?
He gorges through his food, and when he’s in the mood
he powerchows until he cannot see his feet!

He eats a ton of food to
Hey! Hey! Do that fat boy thing!

Now he's getting a tattoo yeah, he's getting ink done
He asked for a big bear, but they drew a one-ton!
His dates say he’s gotten HUGE, but that’s it’s okay,
They all want to go out and feed him anyway.

(Fatten me up baby), oh yeah, oh yeah
(Fatten me up baby), oh yeah, oh yeah
(Fatten me up baby), oh yeah, oh yeah

Bigger, bigger, get; fatter fatter fatter yet

He's growin' well, I gotta tell
The chicks love him, bring him food to make him swell
Show up at his pad, he’s always really glad
Just bring some cake - just bring some cake.

Yeah, he’s really vast, he gobbles really fast
‘cause he’s a quarter ton - he’s just wanton fun
So feed his appetite
‘cause gaining is all right
it makes his clothing tight and

Hey! Hey! Do that fat boy thing!
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