The Less Than Great Dane

dane cook lives

The word comedian was a stretch.
When is it going to happen?
I kept waiting for the "comedy"
the "funny".

The Less Than Great Dane is an unfunny piece of shit.
That's a fact.
Oh
Not funny.

Oh
I've laughed harder at domesticated animals.
And I'm sure they've laughed harder
at me.
I've laughed harder in bed
by myself
and with someone else.
And I know I've been laughed at there.

Why is it that people laugh more
when other people are laughing?

Uneducated people.
"Woo" people.
These people
deserve the absolute
worst in their
pathetic
shitty
little
lives.
These are the
weak
ones
that ru(i)n our everything.

And they won't last long.

Sad
but true
We were right.
She told me.