by bob county
Chelsea Clinton is taking questions at a @Barns&Noble.
Muzzy raises his hand, she points and smiles at Muzzy.
"How many Presidents of the United States have had extramarital
"O.K. I think I made it clear I'm not going to answer those kind
of questions." Chelsea.
"Theodore Roosevelt had an affair with his lady secectary while
he was in a wheel chair." Muzzy.
"Wowwww..... I don't want to talk about that. Any questions
about global warming?" Chelsea.
"Thomas Jefferson had illigitimate children with his slave girl."
"Your point? Let's move on. The national debt; any questions?"
"J. F. K... need I say more?" Muzzy.
Chelsea tilts jelly bean face sideways.. "Do you have a point?"
"Let's go have a pizza!" Muzzy.
Chelsea gives a blank stare: "I don't like meat on my slice."
"Extra mushrooms?" Muzzy.
Chelsea roles eyes: "That will be the last question..."