Welcome to India (' 55 words' contest')

Coping with the crowds in Mumbai Central railway station.

  Touts screamed outside Mumbai Central station."Sir, sir, you need hotel, sir?" I ignored them, pushing impatiently through the crush, saying "No thankyou, no thankyou..." to anyone who even looked at me.
  Someone yelled, "Excuse me, I only say welcome to India."
  "Sorry."
  He grinned.
  "You need hotel, sir?"
  "Oh, why not?" I said.