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Humorous weekly recap of entertainment headlines
Well everyone the wait is over.  Britney Spears has revealed the name of her new album.  The mother of two has matured considerably since her last release and decided to have that be reflected in the aptly titled Circus.  With songs like "Womanizer" and "Leather and Lace" the album is destined to be a Kentwood, LA family favorite.  Spears is rumored to be working on a holiday album titled Stripper Pole Christmas.

Another teenage mom has raised some eyebrows lately.  Ashlee Simpson is still pregnant.  Why is this news, well its not really, but it was a slow week in Hollywood.  In any case, Simpson has been pregnant for what seems like longer than 9 months.  Her "husband" Pete Wentz is eagerly awaiting the baby's arrival.  Wentz is reportedly looking forward to teaching his son everything he needs to know about baseball, flat ironing his hair, and putting on eyeliner. 

Speaking of fights over eyeliner, two of the Girls Next Door are moving out.  Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson have recently ended their relationship with Hugh Hefner and are quickly trying to cash in on the fame the show has brought them.  The last girl remaining, Bridget Marquart, is rumored to be moving out as well.  The E! Network will probably have to scrap plans for another season of The Girls Next Door.  This just in…E! has announced that Hef will star in their new reality show called Dirty Old Man Next Door. 

Finally, Keanu Reeves spent part of this week in an LA courtroom.  The actor is being sued by a paparazzo for hitting him with his Porsche.  The "victim" is asking for $711,974 to cover medical expenses and other punitive damages.  Where did this guy find his attorney?  I mean who asks for $711,974?  Couldn't he have picked a nice round number like oh, a million dollars?  This just in…Holly Madison is suing Hugh Hefner for $618,376 for unpaid "wages".  Now that's a lot of Viagra!

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