Conception

55 word contest.

“OH, MY GOD!”

And they're off, seed tails whipping desire at a hummingbird-winged pace.

“Wait…how do we stop?”
“Just smash into something.”

Breaking Shell Breached Alert: Cells divide and multipy for mathematical new creation. Home detection will proceed without menstruation and pee conformation.

“Hunn…I’m pregnant.”
“OH, MY GOD!”
“NO GOD…IDIOT…PREGNANT.”