One for all

I cut out phrases from magazines and made a poem from them.

One for all
Monkeys escape from Monkey Island
With fully loaded phaser bank.
Death can strike anyone.
Cover your fanny and
Get out any freakin’ way you can.
Don’t piss off your enemies.
Be prepared
To be speedy eggbert.
Escape from Monkey Island.
No one lives forever.
They still have absolutely no idea
How to get off the planet.
Stupid invaders.