After following all the "rules" I came to only one answer (Form: Limerick}
"Use protection," was her first demand
followed by a long list of what's banned.
By the time she was through
there was little to do
so, I think I'll just stick with my hand!
Limericks and Clerihew's are underappreciated poetic forms. This one was written "just for the fun of it!"
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