|Someday I'm going to grow a sweet beard!!!
Like Aubray de grey!!!
I'll grow a wild beard like Christopher McCandless!!
Or Karl Marx!!!! :D
I'll grow a theological beard like John Calvin!!!
Or John the Baptist!!! :)
I'll grow a philosophical beard like Plato!!!
Or George Grant!!! :o
I'll grow a Wizard's beard like Gandalf!!! :)
I'll grow a beard: so long I won't ever need a rope!!!
So strong I won't ever need a chair!!!
(I'll just sit on all my hair)
So big I won't have to build a house!!!
So thick it will always keep me warm!!!
I won't have to live at college, my beard will be my dorm!!!