My Crush

My eighth assignment! Lesson #4: Clerihew...

My Crush

I'll tell you about my beloved, Kurt.
He's sweet and handsome, but he's such a flirt!
Sometimes, I just want to shave his big head.
Yet, here I am staring at him, instead!



"Clerihew"
--The Clerihew is four lines long. The rhyme scheme is A/A/B/B
--In the first line you have to name a person; and the second line ends with something that rhymes on that name. The Clerihew should be funny.
--There is no restriction in syllables or meter.