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Rated: E · Editorial · Comedy · #1568973
A few things I want to get off my chest...
1.  Safety first...unless it's a list of the greatest dances of all time.

2.  Getting a church paper is kind of like getting a receipt from Jesus.

3.  I want to organize an Ice Cream Anti-Social.  No meeting new people, no introducing yourself, no small talk...just a bunch of people standing around ignoring each other and enjoying some ice cream.
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