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Just me inroducing myself
So, here I am a stranger in a land, free to wander the beautiful landscape laid out in front of me. A landscape filled with bright ideas from minds from all over the world. The few seeds I drop here will likely not improve the sight I behold, but they WILL grow to be a part of the whole. A piece of myself, as it were, linked with minds of truly great thinkers and amazing personalities from all over the Earth's amazing landscapes. It may be a setting in which profound.....

Okay, is that starting to sound like crap to you yet?

Hello everyone who's bad karma has led them to have to read my writing, what can I say but hey, I'm here and I think I might stick around a while. I'm not sure what all I'll be writing here, I pretty much just like to type what I am thinking. My main "motivation" for signing up was to write opinion columns.
I do not know why I want to write them, but I'm assuming that's what I will mostly be doing. So, if you don't like my opinions I will go ahead and apologize in advance! I guess that will wrap it up, but before I go I should introduce myself (Which yes customarily is done first, but I do things my own way, keep reading and you'll get used to it) So, here's my exiting introduction (uhoh, we have an oxymoron I think, go me!)......

Name: Sean
Age: 41
Kids: 2
From: Louisville, KY
Job: Sucks
Pay: Sucks
Thinks Obama: Sucks
Thinks all other politicians: Suck
Greatest current concern: I really don't want to have watch Dumbledore die 3 weeks from now! (And if anyone claims I just ruined the ending for you, seriously, if you haven't read Harry Potter already, what hell are you doing on this site?)

I'll be back with my first column! Later Gang!

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