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Rated: E · Poetry · Educational · #1576172
Dedicated to Annette whose dog really ate her students' homework!
My Teacher's Dog Ate My Homework


My teacher's dog ate my homework,
At least that was her excuse;
If I tried to use that story,
My neck would be in a noose!

My teacher's dog ate my homework
While riding home in her car;
Shreds of my essay on "Summer Vacation"
Were scattered near and far.

My teacher's dog ate my homework,
Now I'm getting an 'A';
I wished he'd eat ALL my homework
If it always ended this way!
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