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Rated: E · Other · Comedy · #1585613
Here are some things that will help you get to know me a little better.
1. If I ever lose a needle in a haystack, I'm just gonna go inside and get myself another needle.

2. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die when I'm 30, because I had a mid-life crisis when I was 15.

3. The Catholic Church would have you believe that the number 3 is “holy,” in that it embodies the central doctrine of the religion: the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Similarly, I would also argue that the number is quite sacred, only I would do so simply because it looks like a butt when you stare at it long enough.
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