There's nothing wrong with healthy food But does it ever lift your mood? The way that Chocolate always does You may feel guilty just because Celebrities stick thin, size zero Are worshipped, idolised as héroes Face it they've been known to cheat Liposuction, rinse, repeat Turn up at a Premiere Showing off their derriere We mere mortals check the labels Remove temptation from our tables Everything in moderation Calorific deprivation Five a day if that's the rule I'll stick to that 'cause I'm no fool They're stored in my refrigerator Keep them cool demolish later Chocolate bars on every ledge There's no room for the fruit or veg |