Zip-Locc Demon

They keep the Zip-Locc Monster within a bag of ice

The Zip-Locc Demon is a demon within a bag;

About as tiny as an ant, and as heavy as a stag.

This here demon is a small micro-virus and deadly to touch;

And it can spread onto everything, it doesn't take much.

Because it resembles a small maggot and is very strong;

Tho it does evil, it looks so cute and its hair is so long.

The Zip-Locc Demon in the winter will crawl up your nose;

And live up in there where it can get warm and coze.

That is why people when they begin to sneeze;

It is the Zip-Locc Monster, it is pulling and it will squeeze.

To stay in your nose, it will turn mean;

And if you can blow it out, it has turned slimy and green.

Scientists have studied it for years and years;

And it has known to even get in your ears.

So they keep the Zip-Locc Monster within a bag of ice;

Where it feels as if it's at home, now ain't that so nice?