Existential Aperture Science Module

A research facility's Data-Bot studies the most fascinating subject ever........

I AM APERTURE SCIENCE EXISTENTIAL MODULE ZERO ZERO ONE

WHAT I DO IS OBSERVE, WHAT I DO IS RECORD, RELEASE, REPEAT, MY WORD IT'S NO FUN

I DO, HOWEVER, TAKE AN INTEREST IN THIS NEW SUBJECT CALLED HUMAN

STARTED FROM PLANT, OR FROM GOD, OR FROM CELLS, IT'S NOT PROVEN

HUMANS ARE THE MOST SPECTACULAR SPECIMEN I HAVE EVER RECORDED

INSIDE THEIR HEADS IS COMPLEX, AS THEIR FEELINGS ARE VAST AND ASSORTED

WONDERFUL FEELINGS SUCH AS LOVE AND HAPPINESS, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM

EVEN WHEN OBSERVING, I'M MERELY A MACHINE, AND CANNOT FEEL LIKE A HUMAN

RELEASING THE DATA, I CALL FOR THE SCIENTIST TO COME OVER

EVEN WITH LOVE AND WITH JOY, WHY DO THESE HUMANS ALL FEEL HATE, I DO WONDER?

HUMANS, HE SAID, ARE NOT ALL THAT GREAT

UNDER CONDITIONS, THEY CAN BE RATHER TAINT

MORALLY MISLEADING, YES I DO SEE, BUT THE FEELING OF LOVE SEEMS GREATER TO ME

AND I ASKED THE SCIENTIST, CAN YOU MAKE ME FEEL LOVE?

NO, HE SAID, YOUR JOB ISN'T DONE . . . . .