The Fire at Oldpa's House

This is a portmanteau poem where you mix 2 two words together.

The ambutruck raced down the street
to save the oldpa within a beat.
A fire broke out while cooking scameggs,
when his annorumpy grandkid pushed his legs.

The kid ran out leaving his oldpa in the house,
to call help for his smowdy mouse.
That's when the neighbors decided to help
when they realized they heard oldpa's yelp.

They called the ambutruck to the scene.
When they came, they were somewhat mean.
It's because they were on their coffunch break,
even some of the men thought the call was fake.

The firemen brought the oldpa out on a stretcher,
even though there was a lot of tennsure.
They brought him to the emergency room.
The doctors told him that he would be better soon.

The firemoctors saved the oldpa's life,
from a burning house caused by a strife.
He had nowhere to go,
thanks to his own grandkid's blow.