One simple dating rule. [Entry for Amazing 55 Word Contest]
"Well, Dad?" she asked.
"You've never looked more beautiful, sweetheart." He turned to the other nervous teen.
"Remember: my little girl looks just like this when she gets home, or I'll need a new baseball bat. Have fun."
In the car, the boy asked, "He's kidding, right?"
"Ask the first boy who whistled at me."